OH. MEH. GERD.
Let me tell you a story.
Once upon a time, when it came to parties and beer drinking, I was forced to either drink straight from the bottle (and I mean, really, who does that these days?! that’s like the contemporary version of a brown bag around a cheap bottle of whiskey) or from those small, shot sized white plastic cups that poor people use to keep their genitals warm in winter.
Then I found these cups. Not only do I drink faster because they are red, but having a large, red, hard piece of plastic in my hand reminds me of the slave laboured dildo making jobs I used to do when I was younger. Which I enjoyed. So buy these cups; they will change our life AND you can wash them for re-use (just like a dildo!)
Always plan ahead
The cups keep the drinks cold. You don’t have to worry about the cups slipping out of your hand. The best investment that I could have made
Cheap plastic
I pulled the first few cups off the top and they were torn. They didn’t tear when pulled out, they were torn out of the box. Poor quality.
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