Great straws!!!
These are great straws for any use, including smoothies. They are greater in diameter than regular straws. Previously, I had given up trying to find straws that worked with smoothies, but these ones fit the bill quite perfectly. They are also great for everyday use, i.e., iced tea, soda on ice, margaritas, etc. I would buy them again.
red giant unwrapped straws
These straws are great for malts, shakes, and smoothies. They are perfect for our purposes because, being unwrapped, we have no wrappers to pick up (we have outdoor seating only).
These straws say, “Look out world! You should be afraid of what I can accomplish!”
No longer will I have to look over my shoulder while my roommates and I shove a dozen straws into my bag every time I go to McDonalds, Chipotle, or Wendy’s. No longer must we ration straws to ensure we have enough for our smoothies and chocolate milk until our next fast food run. Now I keep the giant box of 2000 straws in the pantry, and a jar in the kitchen with a handful of straws for easy access. They come shipped in a bag in a box. Reaching into the bag to grab a handful of straws feels really good. I drink everything with a straw now. Would you believe I’m sipping a glass of water with a straw while typing this? I don’t even have to take my hands off the keyboard, and I certainly don’t have to lift the glass all the way up to my mouth like some sort of plebeian. Now that I have a near endless supply of big straws I feel I have really made it in life. My parents are proud of me, my friends are jealous, and I got a promotion at work. Quality of life is greatly improved.
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